Stupid Australian bugs...
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Australian Bugs:2; Ashley:0
So, I went to have a shower the other day, and I put my sweater on the edge of the tub, since its separate from the shower, and i noticed the MOTHER OF ALL dead spider corpses in the drain. "Ok," I said to myself, "it's very dead. No worries..." I took a calming breath and put my clothes on the floor as far from it as possible. I don't even want to think of it coming back as a zombie spider and nesting in them, waiting for my sweet brain goo. I thought about the proximity of such a big dead spider for my entire shower. It really concerned me. Then again today, I went to shower. I checked the drain quickly, to make sure it hadn't in fact zombified, or worse, a bigger one come to take its place... Luckily it was still there. Unfortunately though, mid shower a big roach decided to crawl up the door, blocking my exit. Then it fell towards me. There was screaming involved. I had to get Tim to rescue me before I could wash my conditioner out because i was too petrified to close my eyes.
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3 comments:
HAHAHAHA! Screaming, nude, and mid-conditioning. Epic and entertaining the things I like about you. <3
Have to agree with that, I am just picture you freaking out, and yelling until poor Tim comes in to see if you are being murdered and its a bug!!! hehehe Love you sweetie!
Hahahaha Tim was sitting right outside the bathroom window, and didn't even think to rescue me, he thought it was someone down the road until I finally started yelling TIM! Help me!
So far so good on the bugs though I haven't had any run ins yet... though they do have yellow and green ants... which were harmless but creepy looking.
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